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licks up with one lap of his tongue both your dishes and。。。。 the
islands。〃
DEMOS
By god; Glanis; you speak better than your brother。
CLEON
Condescend again to hear me and then judge: 〃A woman in sacred
Athens will be delivered of a lion; who shall fight for the people
against clouds of gnats with the same ferocity as if he were defending
his whelps; care ye for him; erect wooden walls around him and
towers of brass。〃 Do you understand that?
DEMOS
Not the least bit in the world。
CLEON
The god tells you here to look after me; for I am your lion。
DEMOS
How! You have become a lion and I never knew a thing about it?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
There is only one thing which he purposely keeps from you; he does
not say what this wall of wood and brass is in which Apollo warns
you to keep and guard him。
DEMOS
What does the god mean; then?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
He advises you to fit him into a five…holed wooden collar。
DEMOS
Hah! I think that oracle is about to be fulfilled。
CLEON
Do not believe it; these are but jealous crows; that caw against
me; but never cease to cherish your good hawk; never forget that he
brought you those Lacedaemonian fish; loaded with chains。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Ah! if the Paphlagonian ran any risk that day; it was because he
was drunk。 Oh; too credulous son of Cecrops; do you accept that as a
glorious exploit? A woman would carry a heavy burden if only a man had
put it on her shoulders。 But to fight! Go to! he would empty his
bowels before he would ever fight。
CLEON
Note this Pylos in front of Pylos; of which the oracle speaks;
〃Pylos is before Pylos。〃
DEMOS
How 〃in front of Pylos〃? What does he mean by that?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
He says he will seize upon your bath…tubs。
DEMOS
Then I shall not bathe to…day。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
No; as he has stolen our baths。 But here is an oracle about the
fleet; to which I beg your best attention。
DEMOS
Read on! I am listening; let us first see how we are to pay our
sailors。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
〃Son of Aegeus; beware of the tricks of the dog…fox; he bites from
the rear and rushes off at full speed; he is nothing but cunning and
perfidy。〃 Do you know what the oracle intends to say?
DEMOS
The dog…fox is Philostratus。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
No; no; it's Cleon; he is incessantly asking you for light vessels
to go and collect the tributes; and Apollo advises you not to grant
them。
DEMOS
What connection is there between a galley and dog…fox?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
What connection? Why; it's quite plain…a galley travels as fast as
a dog。
DEMOS
Why; then; does the oracle not say dog instead of dog…fox?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Because he compares the soldiers to young foxes; who; like them;
eat the grapes in the fields。
DEMOS
Good! Well then! how am I to pay the wages of my young foxes?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
I will undertake that; and in three days too! But listen to this
further oracle; by which Apollo puts you on your guard against the
snares of the greedy fist。
DEMOS
Of what greedy fist?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
The god in this oracle very clearly points to the hand of Cleon;
who incessantly holds his out; saying; 〃Fill it。〃
CLEON
That's a lie! Phoebus means the hand of Diopithes。 But here I have
a winged oracle; which promises you shall become an eagle and rule
over all the earth。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
I have one; which says that you shall be King of the Earth and
of the Red Sea too; and that you shall administer justice in Ecbatana;
eating fine rich stews the while。
CLEON
I have seen Athen& in a dream; pouring out full vials of riches
and health over the people。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
I too have seen the goddess; descending from the Acropolis with an
owl perched upon her helmet; on your head she was pouring out
ambrosia; on that of Cleon garlic pickle。
DEMOS
Truly Glanis is the wisest of men。 I shall yield myself to you;
guide me in my old age and educate me anew。
CLEON
Ah! I adjure you! not yet; wait a little; I will promise to
distribute barley every day。
DEMOS
Ah! I will not hear another word about barley; you have cheated me
too often already; both you and Theophanes。
CLEON
Well then! you shall have flour…cakes all piping hot。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
I will give you cakes too; and nice cooked fish; all you'll have
to do is eat。
DEMOS
Very well; mind you keep your promises。 To whichever of you
shall treat me best I hand over the reins of state。
CLEON
I will be first。
(He rushes into the house。)
SAUSAGE…SELLER
No; no; I will。
(He runs off。)
CHORUS (singing)
Demos; you are our all…powerful sovereign lord; all tremble before
you; yet you are led by the nose。 You love to be flattered and fooled;
you listen to the orators with gaping mouth and your mind is led
astray。
DEMOS (singing)
It's rather you who have no brains; if you think me so foolish
as all that; it is with a purpose that I play this idiot's role; for I
love to drink the livelong day; and so it pleases me to keep a thief
for my minister。 When he has thoroughly gorged himself; then I
overthrow and crush him。
CHORUS (singing)
What profound wisdom! If it be really so; why! all is for the
best。 Your ministers; then; are your victims; whom you nourish and
feed up expressly in the Pnyx; so that; the day your dinner is
ready; you may immolate the fattest and eat him。
DEMOS (singing)
Look; see how I play with them; while all the time they think
themselves such adepts at cheating me。 I have my eye on them when they
thieve; but I do not appear to be seeing them; then I thrust a
judgment down their throat as it were a feather; and force them to
vomit up all they have robbed from me。
(Cleon comes out of the house with a bench and a large basket; at
the same moment the SAUSAGE…SELLER arrives with another basket;
the two are placed beside one another。)
CLEON
Get out of here!
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Get out yourself!
CLEON
Demos; all is ready these three hours; I await your orders and I
burn with desire to load you with benefits。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
And I ten; twelve; a thousand hours; a long; long while; an
infinitely long; long; long while。
DEMOS
As for me; it's thirty thousand hours that I have been
impatient; very; long; infinitely long; long; long that I have
cursed you…
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Do you know what you had best do?
DEMOS
I will; if you tell me。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Declare the lists open and we will contend abreast to
determine…who shall treat you the best。
DEMOS
Splended! Draw back in line!
CLEON
I am ready。
DEMOS
Off you go!
SAUSAGE…SELLER (to CLEON)
I shall not let you get to the tape。
DEMOS
What fervent lovers! If I am not to…day the happiest of men; it
will be because I am the most disgusted。
CLEON (putting down the bench for DEMOS)
Look! I am the first to bring you a seat。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
And I a table。
(He places his sausage…tray in front of DEMOS。)
CLEON
Wait; here is a cake kneaded of Pylos barley。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Here are crusts; which the ivory hand of the goddess has hallowed。
DEMOS
Oh! Mighty Athene! How large are your fingers!
CLEON
This is pea…soup; as exquisite as it is fine; Pallas the
victorious goddess at Pylos is the one who crushed the peas herself。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Oh; Demos! the goddess watches over you; she is stretching forth
over your head。。。。 a stew…pan full of broth。
DEMOS
And should we still be dwelling in this city without this
protecting stew…pan?
CLEON
Here are some fish; given to you by her who is the terror of our
foes。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
The daughter of the mightiest of the gods sends you this meat
cooked in its own gravy; along with this dish of tripe and some
paunch。
DEMOS
That's to thank me for the peplus I offered to her; good。
CLEON
The goddess with the terrible plume invites you to eat this long
cake; you will row the harder on it。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
Take this also。
DEMOS
And what shall I do with this tripe?
SAUSAGE…SELLER
She sends it you to belly out your galleys; for she is always
showing her kindly anxiety for our fleet。 Now drink this drink
composed of three parts of water to two of wine。
DEMOS
Ah! what delicious wine; and how well it stands the water。
SAUSAGE…SELLER
The goddess who came from the head of Zeus mixed this liquor
with her own hands。
CLEON
Hold; here is a piece of good rich cake。
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