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you'll know he's an unconscious agent of book´destiny。 There's an old sea´ 

captain   who   drops   in   here   now   and   then。      He's   simply   the   novels   of 

Captain   Marryat   put   into   flesh。     He   has   me   under   a   kind   of   spell�此  �I 

know I shall have to read Peter Simple before I die�察�just because the old 

fellow loves it so。        That's   why  I call   this   place  the  Haunted   Bookshop。 

Haunted by the ghosts of the books I haven't read。                   Poor uneasy spirits�察�

they walk and walk around me。 There's only one way to lay the ghost of a 

book�察�and that is to read it。; 

     ;I know what you mean�察─�said Titania。               ;I haven't read much Bernard 

Shaw�察�but I feel I shall have to。          He meets me at every turn�察�bullying me。 

And I know lots of people who are simply terrorized by H。 G。 Wells。 Every 

time   one   of   his   books   comes   out�察  �and   that's   pretty   often�察  �they're   in   a 



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perfect panic until they've read it。; 

    Roger chuckled。     ;Some have even been stampeded into subscribing 

to the New Republic for that very purpose。; 

    ;But speaking of the Haunted Bookshop�察�what's your special interest 

in that Oliver Cromwell book�拭─�

    ;Oh�察�I'm glad you mentioned it�察─�said Roger。      ;I must put it back in its 

place on the shelf。;   He ran back to the den to get it�察�and just then the bell 

clanged at the door。    A customer came in�察�and the one´sided gossip was 

over for the time being。 



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                                 Chapter VII 



                                 Aubrey Takes Lodgings 

       I   am   sensible   that   Mr。 Aubrey   Gilbert   is   by   no   means   ideal   as   the 

leading juvenile of our piece。          The time still demands some explanation 

why the leading juvenile wears no gold chevrons on his left sleeve。 As a 

matter   of   fact�察  �our   young   servant   of   the   Grey´Matter Agency   had   been 

declined by a recruiting station and a draft board on account of flat feet�察�

although   I   must   protest   that   their   flatness   detracts   not   at   all   from   his 

outward bearing nor from his physical capacity in the ordinary concerns of 

amiable youth。 When the army ;turned him down flat�察─�as he put it�察�he had 

entered   the   service   of   the   Committee   on     Public   Information�察  �and      had 

carried on mysterious activities in their behalf for over a year�察�up to the 

time when the armistice was signed by the United Press。 Owing to a small 

error   of   judgment   on   his   part�察  �now   completely  forgotten�察  �but   due   to   the 

regrettable delay of the German envoys to synchronize with overexuberant 

press correspondents�察 �the  last   three days   of the  war  had been   carried   on 

without his active assistance。 After the natural recuperation necessary on 

the    12th   of  November�察     �he   had   been    reabsorbed     by   the   Grey´Matter 

Advertising Agency�察�with whom he had been connected for several years�察�

and   where   his   sound   and   vivacious   qualities   were   highly   esteemed。       It 

was in the course of drumming up post´war business that he had swung so 

far out of   his ordinary  orbit as to   call on   Roger Mifflin。          Perhaps   these 

explanations should have been made earlier。 

     At   any   rate�察 �Aubrey     woke    that  Saturday     morning�察    �about   the  time 

Titania   began   to   dust   the   pavement´boxes�察  �in   no   very   world´conquering 

humour。 As it was a half´holiday�察�he felt no compunction in staying away 

from the office。       The landlady�察�a motherly soul�察�sent him up some coffee 

and   scrambled   eggs�察  �and   insisted   on   having   a   doctor   in   to   look   at   his 

damage。 Several stitches were taken�察�after which he had a nap。                   He woke 

up at noon�察�feeling better�察�though his head still ached abominably。 Putting 



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on   a   dressing   gown�察  �he   sat   down   in   his   modest   chamber�察  �which   was 

furnished chiefly with a pipe´rack�察�ash trays�察�and a set of O。 Henry�察�and 

picked up one of his favourite volumes for a bit of solace。 We have hinted 

that Mr。 Gilbert was not what is called ;literary。; His reading was mostly 

of the newsstand sort�察�and Printer's Ink�察�that naive journal of the publicity 

professions。      His   favourite    diversion    was   luncheon     at  the  Advertising 

Club     where    he   would    pore�察  �fascinated�察   �over   displays    of  advertising 

booklets�察  �posters�察  �and   pamphlets   with   such   titles   as   Tell   Your   Story   in 

Bold´Face。 He was accustomed to remark that ;the fellow who writes the 

Packard ads has Ralph Waldo Emerson skinned three ways from the Jack。; 

Yet much must be forgiven this young man for his love of O。 Henry。 He 

knew�察�what many other happy souls have found�察�that O。 Henry is one of 

those   rare   and   gifted   tellers   of   tales   who   can   be   read   at   all   times。 No 

matter how weary�察�how depressed�察�how shaken in morale�察�one can always 

find enjoyment in that master romancer of the Cabarabian Nights。                   ;Don't 

talk   to   me   of  Dickens'     Christmas     Stories�察─  �Aubrey     said   to  himself�察�

recalling his adventure in Brooklyn。           ;I'll bet O。 Henry's Gift of the Magi 

beats   anything   Dick   ever   laid   pen   to。  What   a   shame   he   died   without 

finishing that Christmas story in Rolling Stones�             �I wish some boss writer 

like Irvin Cobb or Edna Ferber would take a hand at finishing it。 If I were 

an editor I'd hire someone to wind up that yarn。 It's a crime to have a good 

story like that lying around half written。; 

     He was sitting in a soft wreath of cigarette smoke when his landlady 

came in with the morning paper。 

     ;Thought you   might like to see   the Times�察 �Mr。  Gilbert�察─�she   said。  ;I 

knew   you'd   been   too   sick   to   go   out   and   buy  one。 I   see   the   President's 

going to sail on Wednesday。; 

     Aubrey threaded his way through the news with the practiced eye of 

one who knows what interests him。             Then�察�by force of habit�察�he carefully 

scanned the advertising pages。          A notice in the HELP WANTED columns 

leaped out at him。 

       WANTEDFor temporary employment at Hotel Octagon�察�3 chefs�察�3 

experienced cooks�察�20 waiters。          Apply chef's office�察�11 P。M。 Tuesday。 



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       ;Hum�察─�he   thought。       ;I   suppose�察 �to take   the place   of those   fellows 

who are going to sail on the George Washington to cook for Mr。 Wilson。 

That's a grand ad for the Octagon�察�having their kitchen staff chosen for the 

President's trip。     Gee�察�I wonder why they don't play that up in some real 

space�拭    �Maybe I can place some copy for them along that line。; 

     An idea suddenly occurred to him�察�and he went over to the chair where 

he had thrown his overcoat the night before。             From the pocket he took out 

the cover of Carlyle's Cromwell�察�and looked at it carefully。 

     ;I   wonder  what the  jinx   is on this book�拭─  �he thought。           ;It's   a queer 

thing the way that fellow trailed me last nightthen my finding this in the 

drug     store�察  �and   getting    that  crack    on   the   bean。    I  wonder     if  that 

neighbourhood is a safe place for a girl to work in�拭─�

     He paced up and down the room�察�forgetting the pain in his head。 

     ;Maybe I ought to tip the police off about this business�察─�he thought。 

;It looks wrong to me。          But I have a hankering to work the thing out on 

my own。       I'd have a wonderful stand´in with old man Chapman if I saved 

that girl from anything。        。 。 。 I've heard of gangs of kidnappers。 。 。 。 No�察�I 

don't   like   the   looks   of   things   a   little   bit。   I   think   that   bookseller   is   half 

cracked�察    �anyway。      He     doesn't   believe    in  advertising�      �The    idea   of 

Chapman trusting his daughter in a place like that; 

     The thought of playing knight errant to something more personal and 

romantic   than   an   advertising   account   was   irresistible。   ;I'll   slip   over   to 

Brooklyn   as   soon   as   it   gets   dark   this   evening�察─  �he   said   to   himself。 ;I 

ought to be able to get a room somewhere along that street�察�where I can 

watch that bookshop without being seen�察�and find out what's haunting it。 

I've got that old 。22 popgun of mine that I used to us
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